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35 STROKES
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Sean/Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Each time they meet the boys enjoy a bet about who will embrace their sexual nirvana first. Who will win this day’s bet?

ACHILLES LAST STAND
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Sean/Brad Pitt/Eric Bana
Rating: R
Summary: Orlando discovers heavy metal. His fellow actors like the idea.

ANTICIPATION
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando 1st person POV. When poor lovesick Orlando works himself into a drunken jealous rage, he receives a nasty little surprise from a furious Viggo. How far will they go? Set between the POTC and Troy shoots.

AT FANG'S POINT: TWILIGHT DANGER
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A drunkenViggo wonders if his vampiric lover plans on going a little too far with him.

AT THE LADY'S MERCY
Author: sandyg
Type: FCHet
Characters: Elrond/Galadriel
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Elrond’s never liked Galadriel. Here’s why.

BACK AWAY FROM THAT BON-BON
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas, Elrond
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Before the Mismatch of the Age, as a fed-up Elrond calls the silly Fellowship, he tries to pull a sexy fast one over on the pristine perfect pale Prince of Mirkwood. Will his ruse work?

BACK AWAY FROM THAT BON-BON: THE SEQUEL
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas, Elrond/Glorfindel (implied)
Rating: R
Summary: The Mismatch of the Age is on its merry... err... unhappy, angry, really pissed off way.

BACK AWAY FROM THAT BON-BON: THE GRAND FINALE
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas, Elrond/Glorfindel (implied), Merry/Pippin, Elladan/Elrohir, Arwen/anyone
Rating: R
Summary: Elrond needs to deliver his sword, erm, a sword to his dunderhead foster kid. The family is forced... erm, happily goes along. We also catch up with the semi-rejoined Mismatch of the Ages. A mix of “RofK” flick, book, and bowling spiced with the 1971 Betty Crocker Cookbook.

A CURE FOR THE KING'S BOREDOM
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS, RPS
Characters: Aragorn/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Summary: After many years as King Aragorn finds himself needing to quell his physical urges. Along comes a young Harad savage to tease his senses

DANGEROUS OVERDOSE
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Elrond and Legolas consume a potent love herb which shouldn’t be doubled.

DEATH IS NOT ALWAYS THE FINAL PUNISHMENT
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Legolas, Erestor/Glorfindel (implied)
Rating: R
Summary: An anguished Elrond overreacts after his lover Legolas abandons his twin sons during battle.

DIVINE INFATUATION
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Each chapter is told from Aragorn’s or Legolas’ 1st person POV. In chapter one an exhausted Aragorn wonders what he needs to do to make a reluctant Legolas into his soul mate.

DRIVE ME TO NEWFOUNDLAND
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando Bloom, a talented deputy creator director, fantasizes over his meeting with Eric Bana, a powerful millionaire client he lusts after in one helluva unprofessional manner. Can Orlando entice the manly Eric to notice him beyond the boardroom? Or…

EIGHT-LEGGED OBSERVATIONS: A FAIRY TALE SPUN FOR YOUR PLEASURE
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Legolas
Rating: PG
Summary: The spiders in Imladris patiently observe.

FAMILY PORTRAIT
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Aragorn 1st person POV. Just a short, sweet personal “stream of consciousness” from confused daddy to be Aragorn. This is an ongoing series but the stories don’t have anything to do with each other.

FAMILY WAY
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Legolas 1st person POV. Once the Ring is bye-bye, after he performs the hokey-pokey with Aragorn a startled Legolas discovers he’s, as he claims, “the legendary beautiful Elf with the special added features.” Hmm...

FINALLY
Fandom: Troy
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Paris/Hector
Rating: R
Summary: Love takes many different forms.

FREAKOUT IN MOONAGE AMSTERDAM
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Bowie/OMC's
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando 1st person POV stream of consciousness narrative. Orlando travels to Amsterdam for the first time, partakes of Colombian Rain Delight and celebrates his 18th birthday in a most interesting manner.

FROM EIGHT TO THREE IN ONE SIMPLE STEP
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Legolas
Rating: R
Summary: An egotistical Eighth Age Middle Earth Legolas discovers he’s needed back in the so-called legendary Third Age Imladris to save Elrond. But that just doesn’t fit into his modeling schedule.

FORBIDDEN FAVOR
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas
Rating: R
Summary: AU headspace. An insane Boromir has the One Ring, the Kingship and Arwen. All Middle Earth is in complete chaos. Aragorn travels to ask the dangerous Elven sorcerer Legolas for a special favor

GOLDEN SKIN
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Glorfindel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Elrond 1st person POV. When you miss your lover your mind fills in the details.

GOOD PECS ARE A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE
Fandom: Troy
Author: sandyg
Type: FCHet, FCS
Characters: Paris/Hector/Helen/others
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Funeral confessions lead to a gang-bang. That’s the best I can come up with because my summary machine is broken.

A GRAND FAILURE?
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Legolas
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Elrond 1st person POV. What happened before the mismatched Fellowship departed from Imladris?

HAIRLINE TO HEAVEN IN ROOM 902
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Sean/Brad Pitt/Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: So what did happen in room 902?

HANGING OUT IN IMLADRIS
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas
Rating: PG-13
Summary: An arrogantly egotistical Legolas discovers the true meaning of “hanging out” at Imladris with Elrond and company. Stupid humor followed by... hot sex!!!

THE HEALER AND THE WOLF
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Legolas 1st person POV. Pure chaste young Legolas meets a handsome young stranger in the forest and discovers something new.

A HEALING SMILE
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Frodo
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Frodo wants to help his new mentor.

IN HEAT
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When an ancient Elven sexual condition strikes Legolas during the Quest, what’s a poor beautiful Elf to do?

IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
Fandom: Troy
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Odysseus/Paris, Paris/Achilles/Others, Paris/Helen (implied), Odysseus/Helen (implied)
Rating: R
Summary: What exactly did happen inside the ugly Trojan Horse?

KINGDOM OF RED HEAVEN
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Sean/Viggo, Elijah
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Poor Detective First Class Sean Bean wonders why he ever agreed to a year- long exchange program with the Charleston, SC’s PD. He must have decided during a typical hangover brought on after a fight with his unfaithful boyfriend. Sean’s latest annoying assignment; bust a suspicious ring of bondage call boys dwelling in a cherry-red trailer hidden deep in the Four Holes swamp. Are Sean’s equipment and, erm, skills up to the daunting task?

KNOCK, KNOCK
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Legolas/???
Rating: PG-13
Summary: After the Council of Elrond that evening a parade of potential suitors both old and new beats a path to the oh so divine Legolas’ guest room. Who finally turns Legolas’ pretty head?

THE LORD WHO WOULD BE KING: A DARK LOVE STORY
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Legolas 1st person POV. Mirkwood now rules Imladris. Prince Legolas is kidnapped; but by who? (wink, wink, wink)

MISPLACED AT BIRTH
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Legolas/Herme the Elf
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mixed-up Elves make everyone feel insane.

A NIGHT AT ELROND'S TABLE
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Legolas, Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Elrond 1st POV. A bored Elrond randomly reflects on his life and wonders how inventive Glorfindel and the twins plan on keeping him happy. And what about that cute blonde prince?

PASSION OF THE COWBOY
Fandom: Hidalgo
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS, RPS
Characters: Frank Hopkins/Mystery Boy
Rating: R
Summary: While waiting to board his ship back to America Frank Hopkins rescues a mysterious pretty drunken stray from harm. Now what?

RITUALS: BECOMING PONYBOY
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Viggo first person POV. With Orlando’s help Viggo learns the sexy joys of transforming into a handsome ponyboy.

RITUALS: SCHOOLBOY WEDNESDAY
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It’s Wednesday. The proper ritual scene must be observed.

A ROYAL BON-BON BIRTHDAY
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas, Elrond/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The most shimmeringly beautiful Queen in all Middle Earth decides to throw his virile King a surprise birthday bash. For the LotR Adult Fic 2nd B-Day Challenge.

SEX AND THE SIRE
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Glorfindel, Elladan/Elrond, Elladan/Elrohir/Elrond
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Elrohir’s POV: The gentle poetic Elrohir wonders why his twin has stood him up. He soon discovers why.

SHADOWPLAY OF THE DIVINE MADNESS
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: As the Fellowship travels through Moria a stubborn Gimli decides he must follow his heart’s desire. The stunned Dwarf receives more bliss than he ever dreamed possible.

THE SORCERER'S BITE
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Legolas
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Legolas 1st person POV. Poor curious Legolas sticks his nose into something best left alone and the results become a bit hairy.

TAMING THE SORROW
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/???
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Glorfindel 1st person POV. Elrond’s excessive mourning forces a frustrated Glorfindel into action.

THAT KISS COUNTS AS ONE
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In response to CIB’s “Action Elf” challenge. During the ugly Battle of Pelennor Fields Gimli discovers just how much his Legolas loves him.

THAT'S INTERESTING
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Legolas/Jack Sparrow
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Jack is again marooned on that ever unpopular island, he discovers another out of sorts visitor... who has his own interesting ideas.

THREE GREEN TILES
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: PG
Summary: Gimli saves his beloved.

TRAGIC AFTERMATH
Sequel to: A Grand Failure?
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Legolas
Rating: R
Summary: Elrond 1st person POV. Legolas takes a certain matter into his own hands. What will Elrond do?

UNHOLY ANNIVERSARY
Author: sandyg
Type: FCS
Characters: Elrond/Glorfindel
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harsh ritual punishment and epic guilt.

WHY MUST I BE AN INCUBUS IN LOVE
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: R
Summary: Orlando 1 st person POV. AU headspace. Overall: What happens when a centuries old incubus falls in love with a common man who reminds him of someone he once held special? First chapter summary: Meet Orlando Bloom. This lowly incubus who achieved human form now wants to share his story with you… the story of his life with Viggo.

YOU RANG SIR
Author: sandyg
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Sean, Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Although Sean wants to please Orlando this time he thinks they have gone too far. Orlando wields the riding crop. A stoned Viggo documents the fun and wanks.