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$100,000
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo, Dominic
Rating: NC-17
Summary: During vacation, Orlando agrees to be paid $100,000 if he spends a week with a total stranger. Smut, smut and utterly smut.

ACCOMODATION TO THE CAKE WALK
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Karl/Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: PWP, but also what volunteering stripping can lead to.

ALPHA BETA
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Karl/Orlando, Orlando/Viggo, David/Viggo, Orlando/Jared Leto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Orrlí is old enough for a mate, he has no say in it; it’s predestined because of his certain condition and skills. At first, it is the will of the gods’ that he marries the leader of his tribe. Then, his destiny changes dramatically and in the end, he faces much larger challenges.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Work In Progress
Author: Myr
Type: FCS
Characters: Glorfindel, Legolas, Haldir, Maximus (Gladiator), Hephaestion/Hîst-Ethir (Alexander the Great)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After years of aiding the Roman Emperor expanding the Empire, the retired Spaniard born general Maximus Decimus Meridius is heading for his home in Tuscany, Italy. In his possession are three freshly bought slaves, captured from the colonies of Middle-earth. On the sideline, a young Athenian Elf struggles to come to terms with as well as hiding his identity growing up ‘on the other side’ of the gate to Middle-earth. Becoming a part of an Empire striving to excel itself, he encounters Maximus’ Elves later, but soon his situation is not different from theirs.  

THE AURORA ADVENTURE
Fandom: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Author: Myr
Type: FCS
Characters: Orlando/Gilbert Grape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Gilbert decides to help Orlando when he suddenly sees himself short of a bed for the night.

BASIL
Author: Myr
Type: FCS, RPS
Characters: Sean/Jarod Leto (Basil)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Basil falls from a cliff chances of avoiding drowning are slim. Basil is rescued from by a stranger, only is it for the better?

THE BETRAYAL OF HELENA
Fandom: Troy
Author: Myr
Type: FCS, FCHet
Characters: Paris/Hector, Menelaos/Helena
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Troyan siblings Hector and Paris travel to Sparta to prevent a war between their nations. They soon realise they’ve been used in a diplomatic game.

CANTERBURY TALES
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Karl/Orlando, Bloom Family, Harry Sinclair.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The first time Karl met Orlando was in Canterbury in the summer of 1995.

CONSEQUENCES OF BLACKMAIL
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando shot a naked scene for Troy. Cameras rolled a few seconds after each take, and the full naked parts of the scene ended on the editor's floor. But... did the snippets end in the trash bin afterwards? No, they didn't. Orlando is faced with Black Mail. And the obtainer of the snippets is Eric who wants a fuck in return of the negatives

CRASH-CRUSH
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Johnny Depp/Keira Knightley
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A flight to the location of filming ends in the most horrible fashion imaginable for the POTC cast on an island in the middle of nowhere.

THE DEVIL'S POUCH
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Johnny Depp, The Devil, OMC, Colin Stone
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando finds an ancient pouch with special powers. He should never have opened it.

DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?
Author: Myr
Type: RPHet
Characters: Orlando/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Let’s just say, that divine intervention is there for a reason.

THE DOOR
Author: Myr
Type: FCS
Characters: Estel/Legolas
Rating: R
Summary: Legolas is ambushed in the woods.

DRIVEN
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/???
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando struggles in his new film. He is concerned of losing himself in the emotional parts but soon he has other problems to deal with.

EDUCATING JARED
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Viggo/Jared Leto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared is lured into an empty office to have a painting evaluated by Viggo, and gets a whole different kind of education.

END OF THE ROAD
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: David/Jared Leto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared is the tramp hitchhiking wherever a car takes him; David joins him and takes part in the adventure that seems to happen around his new exciting friend constantly. 

EVER CHANGING DESTINATIONS
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Summary: This story is a rich gallery of historic people in the shape of Orlando and Viggo as they find each other every time Orlando steps inside an old painting in his mother’s attic and go back in time. 

FOLK DANCING
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: What to do when your co-star suddenly behaves like a dream come true.

GAMES WE PLAY
Author: Myr
Type: FCS
Characters: Legolas, Saelbeth, Haldir, Rumil, Elladan, Elrohir, Lindir
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A relaxed situation after ending the day's weapons training turns out more intense than the young Elves attending had expected.

HAVEN OF MALLOS ANNUN
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: FCS
Characters: Aragorn/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Two lonely heirs find an unexpected kindred spirit when they meet for the first time.

HERE PIGGY PIGGY
Fandom: POtC, LOTR, BHD, 28 Days, Bravo Two Zero, Xena/Iliad
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: FCS
Characters: Will Turner (Orlando), Eomer Eadig (Karl), Eddie Boone (Viggo), Andy McNabb (Sean Bean), Sarpadon (Craig Parker)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Popular Will is celebrating his 18th birthday. All his mates are coming. Soon things get a little out of hand and it's time for the darling of the little town to make some choices of erotic character...

THE HIGHWAY BANDIT
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo, Viggo/OMC, OMC/OMC (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A young Jewish man is held ransom by bandits.

IF I ASK PRETTILY?
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Colin Farrell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It’s hard to say no, even to Colin.

IF I SAW A MAN
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Jared Leto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: They boys are getting pretty close to whom they are. Secrets are revealed on both sides, when Orlando asks Jared for an interview with ‘Out’ magazine.

IN THE CORNER OF THE KITCHEN COUNTER
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Supernatural circumstances changes Orlando and Viggo’s lives.

THE MILE HIGH CLUB
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: David/Sean
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The horrors of flying resolves in nice comfort.

NO ONE EXPECTED THE DANISH INQUISITION
Author: Myr
Type: RPHet, RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo, Stuart Townsend/Charlie Mortensen, Walther Mortensen/OFC, OMC/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It began like any other night in town, friends having fun, scoring dates... then everything went terribly wrong.

OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Jared Leto, Jared Leto/Oded Fehr
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Co-workers from a helping organisation are taken captives to be presented as presents to a sultan.

PETIT FOURS
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Sean Pertwee, Orlando/Hugh Dancy, Kingdom of Heaven cast, Kate Bosworth (cameos)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando enters a phase in his life. He's close to engagement with Kate, but he realises he chose the wrong path. Now he needs help, but hasn't realised this yet. He gets help from two different men with two different approaches on how they feel Orlando could be happy again.

THE PRINCE AND THE PEA/THE PRINCE ON THE PEA
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Prince Viggo (Mortensen), Prince William (Boyd), King Hugo (Weaving), Queen Seania (Bean), cameo by Dominic Monaghan as the reluctant waiter.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Prince in need of mate - pronto. However, can the chosen mate hold water when his authentic is tested?

THE SHOWER
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A mysterious man in a shower with dysfunctional lights seduces one night after a hot day on set Orlando.

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN CONSTRUCTION BUILDERS
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: PWP, fluff, and Orlando is taught a lesson he definitely will never forget for good and worse.

STALKING DAY DREAMS
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Colin Farrell, Val Kilmer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando works in Spain as a waiter in a restaurant connected to a hotel. Guests Colin and Val are deliberately sexually harassing the gorgeous 'Spanish looking' waiter, saying naughty things believing Orlando doesn’t understand English.

SWOOSH SERIES
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: FCS, RPS
Characters: Orlando/Viggo (Luciggor)/Wolverine, Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17

THE TATTOO PARLOUR
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Johnny Depp/OMC
Rating: R
Summary: Imagine an 18 year-old Johnny on his way to the tattoo parlour to get his first tattoo! All that pain! Someone’s definitely got to hold his hand

THIEF SMIRK MODE
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Harry/Karl
Rating: G
Summary: A boring day at the supermarket turns out hilarious. If you want fun, you have to provide your own amusement.

THRALLS OF DESIRE
Author: Bee, Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Sean/Jared Leto
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Leto, the son of a chieftain, is sold as a slave to merchant Shaun Bean’s household.

A THUNDEROUS MORPH
Author: Myr
Type: FCS, RPS
Characters: Haldir/Legolas/Karl/Orlando/Viggo, various cast and LOTR characters.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Due to lightning on the set, the lives of three LOTR actors change and they become their characters in a parallel existing realm invented by me.

TURN BACK THE CLOCK
Author: Myr
Type: RPHet, RPS
Characters: Orlando/Colin Farrell, Orlando/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando goes for a job interview, only the job description is not what it looks like.  

TURNING PARISII
Fandom: Troy
Author: Myr
Type: FCS
Characters: Paris/Hector
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Hector is asked by King Priamos to convince Paris to behave more... Royally.

WILD THING
Author: Myr
Type: FCS
Characters: Balian, Willem (Will Turner), Jack Sparrow, James Norrington, Barbossa, Peytie (Peter Drinkwater )
Rating: NC-17
Summary: This is deliberately written as a black and white story with the good guys being very good as well as the bad guys being very bad. It will probably irritate you, but hopefully entertaining enough for you to follow it to the end.   Jack is hired to track down lost people in a vast part of the woods close to the village of Tue'ss Place in the outskirts of Funesia. However, what he finds does not quite match the intelligence describing what he was assigned to.

YOU PROMISED
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Jude Law
Rating: R
Summary: Jude can’t resist Orlando’s innocence when the opportunity arrives.

YOU'RE SO DEAD
Author: Myr
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Sean/Viggo, Orlando/Viggo, Dominic, Billy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Don’t ever trash your friend’s trailer. Revenge is sweet.