Stories by Haleth

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THE ACTOR WAY
Author: Haleth
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/Johnny Depp
Rating: PG
Summary: Orlando is sunning himself. Johnny is fondling his instrument. (Get yer filthy mind out of the gutter, girl!)

BEFORE THE FINAL BATTLE
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: R
Summary: The full conversation between Legolas and Gimli before the battle in front of the Black Gates of Mordor. Legolas speaks first.

BLIND TASTE TEST
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: How do you tell identical twins apart? If you’re a certain hot Elf, you make use of whatever senses are available.

THE DRINKING GAME
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: R
Summary: After the battle at Helm’s Deep, Legolas and Gimli party with the Rohirrim at Edoras.

THE EFFECTS OF ALE ON WOOD ELVES
Author: Haleth
Type: FCHet, FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas, Aragorn/Arwen, Gandalf/Legolas (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Prequel of sorts to the Drinking Game

ELEMENTS
Author: Haleth
Type: RPS
Characters: Elijah/Orlando, and a hungry watcher.
Rating: R
Summary: A demon is offered an unusually difficult choice. Elementally delicious, so to speak. Who will get sucked?

EXCHANGE
Author: Haleth
Type: RPS
Characters: Karl/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Because every relationship requires a degree of give-and-take. It may seem lop-sided at times, but it all evens out in the end.

FIVE KISSES
Author: Haleth
Type: RPS
Characters: Ian/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It took five kisses before it was safe.

FLUID
Author: Haleth
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando
Rating: R
Summary: Orlando is having a little trouble finding his groove.

HEART OF SLASH
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Many
Rating: PG
Summary: Well, it's a very special birthday for Ms. Lemur, coz this is her second present! You can't blame me for this one - Lemur fed me the title, I'm just doing what comes naturally with it. Just go with that disco-y beat...

HELIOTROPE SERIES
Author: Haleth
Type: FCHet, FCS
Characters: Eomer/Legolas, Gimli/Lothiriel
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It’s an old story, boy meets Elf, drinks are consumed, a confession is uttered, an invitation extended, an invitation accepted. Legolas is not quite a prince. Eomer is not quite unhappy about that. Why Legolas, Gimli and Eomer were left out at the end of ROTK. What Lothíriel talks about with her best friend. How Gamling, perhaps, is not as well-informed as he likes to think. But the real question is, who’s the father?

I LOVE SLASH
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Many
Rating: PG
Summary: If Oscar the Grouch lived n Middle Earth…

I WISH IT OFTEN
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Legolas and Gimli’s first time was by accident… at first.

LEGOLAS MISSES
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: R
Summary: An alternate ending to the “Final Count” scene.

MEN IN SHORT SKIRTS
Author: Haleth
Type: RPS
Characters: Karl/Eric Bana
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Like the title says.

NOT YOURS
Fandom: Troy
Author: Haleth
Type: FCHet, FCS
Characters: Paris/Hector/Andromache
Rating: NC-17
Summary: You can’t always get what you want.

PAPERBACK STRIDER
Author: Haleth
Type: RPGen
Characters: None
Rating: G
Summary: The Premise: What was JRR's REAL pitch to his publishers.

PIPPIN'S LOVELY DREAM
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Merry/Pippin
Rating: R
Summary: Pippin didn’t tell enough about his dream in the Extended Edition. So here is Pippin telling about the whole dream, and Merry’s responses.

PLANTAR FASCIITIS (MY FEET ARE KILLING ME...)
Author: Haleth
Type: RPS
Characters: Orlando/???
Rating: R
Summary: Chronic pain leads to desperate measures…

THE PIRATE WAY
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Will Turner/Jack Sparrow
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There is some subtext you just can’t ignore.

POKER FACE
Fandom: Ned Kelly, Hidalgo
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Frank Hopkins/Joe Byrne, Joe Byrne/Ned Kelly
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Cowboys and bushrangers don’t die, they just tell stories to each other.

SAFEWORD
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas, Hobbits
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sometimes the *real* story is different from the one you read in the book or see in the movie.

THE SLASH PROSE
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: None
Rating: R

THE STUBBORNNESS OF DWARVES
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Legolas and Gimli get sidetracked by their analysis of just what makes the different species in Middle Earth so different… and yet so very compatible. Legolas speaks first. Gimli replies. No one else gets a word in edgewise. (As it should be.)

TERRITORY
Author: Haleth
Type: FCHet
Characters: Eomer/Eowyn
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Takes place in the year before the War of the Ring, when Grima Wormtongue's influence on King Theoden is mounting. Grima desires Eowyn, but Eomer stands in his way.

TWENTY-FOURTH NIGHT
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: R
Summary: Take one melancholy Elf. Add a sad Dwarf. A dash of subtly meddling wizard, and a large tub of steamy hot water. Smut will ensue, I assure you.

THE VALAR MUST BE CRAZY
Author: Haleth
Type: FCS
Characters: Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Those wacky twins are back in another cola-based smutfest. An homage to my own cola beverage addiction as well as “The Gods Must Be Crazy,” and a musing on the unique effects of caffeine on Elven physiology.