Thoughts In Lothlorien

Thoughts In Lothlorien

Posted: April 18, 2008
Title: Thoughts in Lothlorien
Author: Tena
Type: FCGen
Characters: Several implied
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters are property of J.R.R. Tolkien. I’m just play with them.
Warning: Poor attempt at humor. Just silliness really.
Author's Notes: Written for LAF birthday!!

Summary: Fellowship thoughts when meeting Celeborn and Galadriel.

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The remaining members of the Fellowship followed Haldir up the winding staircase to meet with the Lord and Lady of Lothlorien. Weary they were, and mourning for the death of Gandalf. Standing upon the flet, they stared as the two shining beings came towards them, seemingly floating down the stairs. Silently, each had their own thoughts on the moment.

Boromir: That elven bitch scares the shit out of me.

Aragorn: Damn, that Celeborn is hot. I wonder what he’s doing later. Is it wrong for me to want to do Arwen’s grandfather? Hmmm…nah! I hope Legolas doesn’t find out.

Legolas: Damn, that Celeborn is hot. I wonder what he’s doing later. Must keep this from Aragorn.

Frodo: She looks mean. I don’t want to look in her eyes, but I can’t stop. Wait, did anyone else hear that. Yeah, I know I brought great danger here, but these silly ass elves, dwarves and men were having a pissing contest to see who got the ring. They lost, I won. I wonder if she heard me.

Sam: I want to go home.

Merry: Mmmm…that Haldir is hot.

Gimli: Lady of Light…I bet her light could keep me warm on cold nights.

Pippin: Oooo, pretty. I can tell he knows where the best smoking leaf is, he probably has his own private stash of Lorien Weed. I bet she doesn’t know where the stash is. I’m hungry.

Galadriel giggles silently and Celeborn hears through their connection.

**What is so funny, my wife?**

**I think Boromir needs new leggings. You are going to have your hands full of Aragorn and Legolas tonight, for they each have their sights set on your arse. Frodo is a cheeky little thing. I think I will test him tonight. Poor Sam is homesick, and Haldir is going to have his hands full of hobbit if Merry has his way. And I am going to have my hands full of hairy dwarf.**

Galadriel could hear Celeborn’s deep laugh through their connection. **Aragorn is betrothed to our granddaughter. What is he thinking? Now young Thranduilion…mmmm…I think he and I could forge a better relationship between our realms. And what of young Pippin, my love?**

**Keep an eye on your smoking weed. He’s a stoner.**

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THE END

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