Observations And Innocent Misunderstandings

Observations And Innocent Misunderstandings

Posted: September 21, 2007
Title: Observations and Innocent Misunderstandings
Author: Tena
Type: FCGen, FCHet, FCS
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Celebrian/Elrond, Erestor/Glorfindel, Lindir/Melpomaen
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Prof. J.R.R. Tolkien. I make no claim to these characters and use them solely for entertainment purposes. No money is being made.
Beta: nope, all the mistake are mine, mine I say. My precious!
Warnings: Silly elfling fun
Author's Notes: Elladan and Elrohir are 15 which is about 5ish in human years.

Summary: Elladan and Elrohir observe some behavior in the Last Homely House and silliness ensues.

**mind speak between the twins**

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“All right you two, but I expect you to come back here very shortly.” Celebrian kissed each of her sons on the head and watched them walk down the hallway, carefully carrying the gift for Lindir. They walked to his office, which he shared with Melpomaen, and noticed the door was ajar so they peeked inside. Lindir was sitting on Melpomaen’s desk, and Mel was massaging Lindir’s thighs. The twins looked at each other, worry growing on their faces.

**Tor, do you think Lindir hurt his legs?**

**I don know, Dan, maybe. It is vewy nice of Mopomaen to rub ‘em for him, dough.**

Elrohir knocked on the door. Lindir hurriedly jumped off the desk and walked to the door.

“Well, hello there. What are the two of you doing here?” Lindir opened the door and made room for them to come in.

“Hello, Elladan, Elrohir, how are you today?” Melpomaen waved them over to his desk.

“Hewo, Mopomaen, hewo Windir,” they said in unison.

“Windir, we have a pwesent for you,” Elrohir smiled shyly and elbowed his brother to give Lindir the gift.

Lindir took the bouquet of wildflowers from Elladan’s tiny grip. “A present for me? Whatever did I do to deserve such a beautiful bouquet of flowers?”

The twins smiled brightly, feeling very proud that their gift was so well received. “Dey are for you singing to us wast night.” Elladan said shyly.

“The song was vewy pwetty,” Elrohir added.

Lindir bent down and kissed them both on the head. “It was my pleasure to sing for you both. I am writing a new song for you. When it is finished I will sing for you again.”

The twins smiled and cheered while they jumped up and down. “Well, we better go. Nana, said we had to come back shorty.”

Mel snorted. “Shortly, pen neth, it is shortly.”

Elladan blushed. “I said dat…shorty.”

Elrohir took his brother’s hand as they were leaving, he turned back, “Windir, I hope your wegs feel better soon.” With a bright smile the twins left the office leaving a confused Mel and Lindir.

“What’s wrong with my legs?” Lindir asked, and Mel just shrugged.

The library was one of the twin’s favorite places to play, mainly because there were so many places to hide, and they loved Erestor and he was often there. So, when they came to the library door, instead of passing it and going back to their nursery, they went inside. They did not see Erestor, so they walked to their shelf. Erestor had set up a shelf especially for them with their favorite books. They pulled their favorite picture book off the shelf and sat under a table.

They both looked up when the door opened.

“No, Glorfindel, I cannot,” Erestor sat behind his desk.

“Meleth, please. I missed you and want you,” Glorfindel pulled Erestor back to his feet, wrapped one arm around his lover’s waist and the other hand cupped Erestor’s face, caressing his cheek.

**Tor, Fin is back. We should say hi.**

**Wait, Roh, we not suppose to interrupt adults when dey are talking.**

Erestor wrapped his arms around Glorfindel. “I missed you too, Fin, but we both have work to do. Now, go and I will meet you in our chamber for dinner.” He nuzzled Glorfindel’s neck and kissed him lightly on the lips.

“All right, but once we are in our rooms do not plan on leaving until morning.” Glorfindel brought a hand down to Erestor’s arse, squeezing the muscle playfully, and then patted it before turning to leave.

**Hm, why did Fin pat Erestor’s bottom and why did Erestor smell Fin’s neck?**

**I dunno, maybe dat is de way dey say goodbye and I missed you.**

Erestor walked to the back of the library.

**We should go. Nana will be angry wif us.**

**You right, tor. Wet’s go.**

As the twins made their way to the door, Erestor returned to his desk. “Pin nith? What are you doing here,” he looked around of Celebrian or Elrond. “Alone?”

“Hewo, Restor, we gave Windir a present and den came here to look at a book.” Elladan batted his eyes at Erestor.

“But, we have to go back now. Nana told us to return shorty.”

“Shortly, pen neth, it is shortly.” Erestor corrected.

Elladan huffed. “Dat’s what he said…shorty.”

Erestor grinned and chuckled as he watched the adorable twins make their way out of the library.

During the night the twins tossed in their bed. “Tor, are you seeping?”

“No, Dan, I cannot seep.”

“Me neither. Wet’s go for a walk.”

“We will get in twouble, Dan.”

“No we won’t. Everyone else is seeping, they won’t hear us.”

They crept out of their nursery, and as they past their parents door, they both stopped.

**Tor, what is that noise?**

**Nana is laughing.**

**I wonder what is so funny.**

They carefully opened the door and peeked inside. The twins could see their father leaning over their mother, whispering to her, and his hand was on her breast.

Celebrian laughed and wiggled, pushing her husband’s hand off her breast. “I love you, Elrond.”

Elladan took his brothers hand, and they quietly went back to their room.

“Tor, now we know where nana’s tickle spot is.” Elladan whispered.

“We will have to twy to tickle her tomowwow.” Elrohir climbed into bed and made room for Elladan next to him.

The next morning the twins ran into the dining hall for breakfast. “Do not run.” Elrond admonished.

They jumped into their mother’s lap, hugging her tight. “Morning, Nana!” They said in unison.

“Good morning, my sons.” She kissed them both and blew raspberries on their cheeks.

“Good morning, pin nith,” Lindir nodded as the twins took their seats. “My flowers are just as lovely this morning as they were yesterday. Thank you again. That was very thoughtful of you.”

“You welcome, Windir.” They blushed.

Good morning, everyone!” Glorfindel came into the hall smiling with Erestor at his side.

The twins jumped from their chairs and ran to the warrior. “Fin!” They jumped in his arms. “We missed you,” Glorfindel froze as they each sniffed his neck, and each took their turn in grabbing his cheeks to kiss him sweetly on the lips.

**Fin smells like honey, tor.**

**Now we know why Restor wikes to smell him.**

All the adults sat a little in shock at the twin’s actions, but grinned. Glorfindel blushed. “Well, I missed you too. That was a very…nice welcome,” he looked at Erestor who snorted.

“Come back to your chairs and eat,” Elrond stood, waiting for his sons.

They walked to Lindir’s chair, and pushed on it. Lindir turned his chair slightly to look at them. The twins each took a leg and began rubbing Lindir’s thighs. “Does that feel better, Windir?”

Mel suddenly became aware of what must have happened, and whispered to Lindir. “They must have seen me when I was rubbing your legs yesterday, meleth. That is why they think your legs hurt.”

Lindir chuckled. “Yes, that does feel much better, thank you. I think the two of you will make fine healers one day, just like your ada.”

The twins beamed with pride, moved over to their chairs and began to eat. Breakfast was a relaxed event as it was a non working day for Elrond’s council staff. After everyone was finished eating, they lingered at the table talking. The twins climbed into their mothers lap, sitting quietly as the adults talked.

“Elladan and Elrohir, I put a new book on your shelf in the library. It was a very nice surprise to see the two of you there yesterday…all by yourselves,” he glanced at Celebrian.

The twins tensed in their mothers arms and looked at each other. “You went to the library yesterday?” She asked.

“Yes, nana,” Elrohir nodded.

“When we took Windir his flowers. We went to wook at our books,” Elladan turned on a brilliant smile hoping it would keep his mother from being angry.

“Did you have permission to go to the library?” Their mother asked, her eyebrows rising on her forehead.

They twins turned in her lap to face her. **Tor, she looks mad.**

**She is mad. Wet’s tickle her. Den she cannot be mad at us.**

They got mischievous grins on their faces and each grabbed one of their mother’s breasts. “Tickle, tickle, nana! Tickle!” They giggled with delight until their mother screeched and grabbed their hands.

“What are you doing?” She yelled.

Everyone in the room gawked at the twin’s behavior

Their little faces immediately dissolved into pouts and tears brimmed on their eyes. “Nana, we were tickling you. Did dat not tickle?” Elrohir said with his voice almost a sob.

“No, that did not tickle. You should not grab me there.”

“But…but…” Elladan sniffled. “When ada touch you der you waughed. We fought dat was your tickwish spot.”

Elrond choked on his coffee; Glorfindel snorted loudly, Erestor elbowed Fin and hid his grin with his hand. Lindir and Melpomaen were leaning on each other desparately trying not to laugh.

“When did you see ada touch me there?”

“Wast night, we could not seep so we went for a walk. We heard you laughing and opened your door…” Before Elrohir could continue, Elrond took him from Celebrian.

“Why did you leave your room without permission?” Elrond tried to stay stern but seeing the shocked look on his wife’s face when the twin’s grabbed her was making it difficult.

“We were jus gonna walk a wittle and make us tired, ada,” Seeing his father fighting to not grin, Elrohir poured on the charm. He leaned forward and cupped his mouth and whispered. “Nana’s very soft, ada.”

Elrond lost his fight to maintain his composure and laughed out loud. Celebrian huffed, still blushing brightly from being groped in front of everyone, but could not stay too mad when Elladan turned his charm on her.

“Sowwy, nana, wuv you,” he batted his eyes and laid his head on her chest.

“It is all right. Come why don’t I take you to the library to see your new book.

They both smiled and climbed down from their parent’ as they came around the tables laps. Elrond hugged Celebrian, still grinning, and she playfully punched him in the stomach. Erestor stood as the twins walked around the table.

“Enjoy your book, pin nith,” he hugged them.

As he stood, they both hugged his legs and reached up with their chubby hands and squeezed and patted his arse. Erestor startled as Glorfindel, Lindir and Mel fell about laughing.

“Bye, Westor,” they waved as Celebrian walked them out, looking back over her shoulder and sticking her tongue out at the ellyn.

“Your sons just groped me, Elrond. What have you and Celebrian been teaching them?” Erestor smacked Fin on the shoulder for laughing.

“I think the twins have wonderful taste. Your arse is very squeezable.” Fin chuckled.

“I do not know what has gotten into them,” Elrond tried to explain.

Melpomaen explained that he thought the twins saw him and Lindir when they came to their office. Erestor surmised that the twins must have been in the library and seen him and Glorfindel.

“We already know they saw Celebrian and me,” he rubbed his brow. “So it begins,” his shoulders began to shake. “Did you see the look on Celebrian’s face when they grabbed her breasts?”

They all laughed. “So, my lord, is that her ticklish spot?” Glorfindel wiggled his eyebrows.

“None of your business,” Elrond waggles his finger at the slayer.

Mel shook his head, “The valley is in trouble when they reach their majority, my lord. They are already caressing legs, nuzzling and kissing,” he chuckled.

“Grabbing breasts,” Lindir added.

Erestor shook his head, “They squeezed my arse,”

Glorfindel put his arm around his love. “Poor, Westor, mowested by elfwings.”

“Arrrggg, I’ll show you molested,” Erestor growled and chased Fin out the door.

Elrond smiled watching them run out, and then turned to Mel and Lindir, “The valley is already in trouble.” They nodded in agreement.

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THE END

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