Puppy Love

Posted: July 2003
Title: Puppy Love
Type: RPS
Author: Lostiawen
Characters: VM/OB
Rating: NC-17
WARNING: Fluff, sap, a bit of a PWP, cute dog.
Beta: Elizabeth
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, none of this really happened. The author is not associated with or is implying anything about the sexual preferences or the lives of the people depicted within.
For all of you pet lovers out there. Despite the title, there is *no* bestiality in this fic.

"Skyy" is a made up name for the horse that plays Arod in TTT and RotK.

This bunny was inspired by a (probably made up) remark from Orli about how anyone he goes out with has to be willing to accept the fact that Maude likes to sleep next to him in the bed.

Summary/Notes: Ah, the joys of dog ownership...

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"Viggo!"

Viggo braced himself as the bundle of energy known as Orlando Bloom launched into his arms. He smiled as his boyfriend hugged him enthusiastically in the middle of LAX.

"I'm really sorry that my flight was delayed. Someone had their head up their arse and kept us waiting on the runway," Orlando said.

"It's all right, Orlando," he said, before pitching his voice down to a whisper. "Let's get back to the car so that I can give you a proper greeting." He felt warm inside as Orlando's face lit up in a dazzling grin.

The wait for Orli's luggage was excruciating. Once it was collected, they hurried off to the car as fast as possible. As soon as they tumbled into the back seat, Viggo wrapped his arms around Orlando and kissed him fiercely. It had been many months since they had last seen each other, due to Orlando's insane filming schedule.

Viggo thoroughly explored Orlando's mouth, reacquainting himself with the feel of Orli's hot tongue sliding across his own, burning him with its contact; with Orlando's sweet habit of giving him a small kiss after each long one; and how Orlando moaned wantonly beneath him, eagerly running his fingers over Viggo's crotch.

They eventually came up for air, and Orlando said quietly, "Missed you, filthy human."

"Missed you, too, elf boy."

Orlando shifted a bit and asked, "How's Maude doing?"

Viggo smiled. They had been a couple for five years now, and Orlando had finally decided to move permanently to L.A. before he took off to do his latest two films.

It had been Viggo's suggestion to bring Maude over from England. Orlando had been hesitant at first, because his haphazard schedule sometimes had him leaving L.A. on a moment's notice. However, Viggo volunteered to be the primary contact, since he was taking a break from any major film or art obligations. He had gone with Orlando to file the necessary paperwork, and he had helped smooth through the government snafus when Orlando was too busy to deal with them himself. Unfortunately, they still ran afoul of bureaucratic screw-ups, so Orlando had only been able to spend a week with Maude after she got out of quarantine before he had to leave again. Orlando had felt so guilty about this that he took every chance he could to ask about her.

"She's doing fine. We've been spoiling her a bit, since she misses you the most," Viggo replied.

"Shit, we'd better get home, then," Orlando muttered. "I don't want to make her wait any more, especially since my flight was late."

Viggo still insisted on driving back at a safe speed, stretching Orlando's patience to the limit. He was practically vibrating out of his seat as they pulled into the driveway. Orlando immediately bounded out of the car and whipped open the front door. He crowed with sheer joy when a familiar white dog jumped at him, barking happily.

"Maude! Daddy's missed you so much!" Orli said gleefully as he hugged her. She enthusiastically covered his face with sloppy licks.

"Ohh, give me a kiss," he cooed as she thoroughly licked his cheek.

"Go ahead and get reacquainted," Viggo remarked.

Orlando rolled Maude onto her back and began vigorously scratching her belly. Maude barked and began twitching her back leg.

While Orlando was occupied, Viggo carried his luggage into their bedroom and unpacked his bags. After everything had been put away, he returned to the living room.

"So, has she forgiven you yet?" Viggo asked.

"Now that I've had some time to properly dote on her, yes. Could you play with her a bit while I put my shirts in the closet?"

"I already put all of your things away."

Orlando gave Viggo one of his megawatt smiles. "Have I told you that you're the most amazing boyfriend that I could ever have?" He punctuated his sentence by throwing himself into Viggo's arms and leaning in to kiss him.

Viggo turned his face away. "Orlando, I love you, but I refuse to kiss you until you get the dog slobber off your face."

"I snogged you after Brego did."

"No, you didn't. You waited until I got out of makeup."

Orlando stuck his tongue out at Viggo. He pulled himself away and grabbed Maude in another bear hug. "Looks like Papa doesn't appreciate your Dad. But I know who still loves me," he said. Maude acknowledged Orlando with a bark and more doggy kisses.

"Papa prefers Dad's drool to yours, Maude. See if you can get him to wash."

Orlando blew a raspberry at him. "Tough shit, Vig. I think I'll go play with my little girl until you change your mind." He let Maude go and stood up so that he could look for an appropriate toy.

Viggo immediately tackled Orlando, pinning him to the carpet with his arms above his head. He kissed the slender column of Orlando's neck, gently nipping at the sensitive hollow where it joined his shoulder.

"Oh, really?" Viggo husked. "And who's been telling me over the phone that he 'couldn't wait to come back so we could shag until we were sore?'"

Orlando groaned at the sound of Viggo's lust-filled voice. Viggo was hitting all of his weak spots, crumbling his resistance and filling him with need. His eyelashes fluttered as he felt Viggo's hard cock rubbing against his own arousal.

"Christ, Vig," he breathed.

Viggo switched to a one-handed grip, and he sucked on Orlando's neck greedily. Orli bit his lip, trying to regain his senses, but any coherent thoughts soon withered under Viggo's relentless assault. Viggo pushed up Orlando's t-shirt, and Orli arched his body upward, aching for Viggo's touch.

Viggo leaned down and began licking the dusky nipples, nipping at them until they stiffened into hard nubs. Orlando made a small noise in his throat, and crushed himself against Viggo's hot mouth, eagerly seeking more contact.

Viggo then pressed his lips firmly to Orlando's stomach, and blew a very loud raspberry against it.

"Viggo, you cunt! That bloody tickles!" Orlando yelped. His skin was always more sensitive when he was aroused, and he knew that Viggo was taking advantage of this.

Viggo ignored the outburst; he continued to blow noisy raspberries all over Orlando's muscular belly, tickling him mercilessly.

"You twat...let me go!" Orlando yelled when he could draw a breath in between giggles. Viggo ignored him and continued to blow against the smooth tanned skin, chuckling as he did so. Orlando squirmed, but he couldn't escape, and Viggo soon had him laughing so hard that it hurt.

"Stop...stop..." Orlando choked out before dissolving into painful laughter again. He felt his face turning completely red.

Viggo finally pulled himself up and touched his forehead to Orli's. "Well? Can I persuade you to wash your face?"

"Shit...fine."

Viggo let him go and chuckled at the pouty expression on his face. "You're an evil man, Vig," Orlando groused.

"Only when you're being stubborn. Now go wash up."

Orlando stuck his tongue out at Viggo before he disappeared into the bathroom. Once he was inside, his face split into a happy grin. Ever since he had been forced to leave Maude behind, he felt as if a piece of him was missing. He considered her to be a part of his family as much as Sam was.

One of the things that had attracted him to Viggo was his love of animals. Orlando blissfully remembered feeling fuzzy and warm inside as he watched Viggo pet and fuss over his horses while they were filming Lord of the Rings. In turn, Viggo had watched Orlando doting over Skyy, and he soon found out that Orlando's love of animals matched his own. This opened the door for an easy friendship that soon blossomed into love.

As he filled the sink with water, he smiled to himself as he remembered when Viggo had visited him in London a couple of months after Lord of the Rings had wrapped. They were still a new couple, and Viggo had not batted an eyelash when Orlando insisted that Maude needed to give him the once over. "She really knows people, Vig. Everyone she's hated turned out to be a real wanker."

Fortunately for all involved, Maude immediately took a shine to Viggo. And as Orlando watched Viggo play with Maude, he knew that the new man in his life was a keeper.

Orlando dried his face off, still feeling a happy buzz that he was now back with his family. He was humming as he walked back to join Viggo.

His breath caught as he entered the living room. Viggo was sprawled provocatively on his back on the couch. He was completely naked and was slowly stroking his impressive erection.

Orlando licked his lips and purred, "Maybe I should have Maude kiss me more often."

Viggo growled, "Orlando, I think you should stop talking and put that mouth to better use."

Orlando knelt down in front of the couch and kissed Viggo fervently. He kissed his way down to Viggo's crotch, gently nuzzling the springy hairs before taking Viggo's hard cock into his mouth.

Viggo squeezed his eyes shut and moaned. He missed this so much: Orlando's incredible mouth, covering every inch of his hard cock, the eager tongue lapping at his skin...a rush of cool air suddenly hit his cock, breaking his erotic reverie. Orlando's mouth was no longer on him, and he heard his lover sputtering something.

Confused, Viggo opened his eyes. He saw that Maude was pressed up against Orlando's thigh and was shoving her face in the space between his legs and the couch.

Orlando glared at her and said, "Maude, I told you to stop sniffing around my legs. Daddy's busy."

Viggo laughed softly. "She's just happy to see you. Maybe we should do this later?"

"She's going to have to learn that sometimes her parents need some time alone." Orlando gestured over to the corner. "Maude, sit!"

Maude wagged her tail and obediently trotted over to the area that Orlando was pointing to. "Good girl," Orlando said proudly. "Now, where were we?"

Viggo slid down to the floor and began undressing him. "I believe that I was going to strip you naked," he purred before he kissed Orlando deeply.

Orlando gasped, "Your memory is getting faulty, old man."

Viggo sucked at the hollow of Orlando's neck and said, "Are you arguing with me?"

"N-no."

"Good. Now off with these clothes." Orlando nodded mutely.

The two of them wrestled off the last of Orlando's clothing and tumbled around on the floor, nipping and licking each other.

Orlando looked at Viggo, his eyes clouded over with lust. "Need to be in you, Viggo. Now."

Viggo smiled and pulled the lube out of its hiding place in the living room. He quickly coated Orlando's hard cock before rolling onto his hands and knees. As Orlando worked one slick finger into him, Viggo panted, "Orlando, don't make me wait."

Smiling, Orli positioned his cock at Viggo's tight entrance and sunk in immediately. Both men hissed at the contact; it had been far too long for either of them.

"Christ, Viggo, you're so tight," Orlando gasped.

"Move, please."

"My pleasure," Orlando said as he started stroking him inside. Viggo moaned softly as Orlando sunk into him, stretching and filling him...

Orlando suddenly gripped Viggo's hips hard enough leave a bruise and shrieked, "Shit! Damnit, Maude!"

Viggo turned to look over his shoulder, and he saw Orlando gently pushing Maude away. He snickered when he saw the indignant look on Orlando's face.

"Sod off, Vig," Orlando bit off. "If this happened to you, I wouldn't be laughing."

The mood broken, Viggo slid Orlando's cock out and flipped over. He rubbed his hip and looked puzzled.

"What did she do? Sniff you again?"

"I wish. She stuck her cold nose against my bollocks," Orlando said petulantly, hoping for sympathy.

Viggo immediately collapsed onto the ground, howling with laughter.

Orlando glared at him. "That's not funny." He tried to glare at Maude, but he instantly melted when he saw the large, black, sad eyes, and droopy ears.

He petted her and cooed softly, "It's okay, Maude. Just don't startle Daddy like that again." Maude was soon happily wagging her tail in response.

Viggo had finally stopped laughing and he drew in a shaky breath to steady himself. "I assume that putting her outside is out of the question."

"After all the waiting she's done? She wants to be near me, Vig. I can't make her unhappy by tossing her outside into the cold or locking her in a room after I just got back. You wouldn't do the same to Henry, would you?"

Viggo chuckled. "Henry's over at a friend's so that we could have the day together. So in a way, I did chuck him out of the house."

"That's your kid. We're talking about mine." Orlando looked pleadingly at Viggo, "Let's just move somewhere else, please?"

Viggo briefly wondered if Orlando had mastered his puppy dog eyes from watching Maude. He felt himself melting inside as usual. "All right, let's go to the bedroom. We can leave the door open so that she won't miss you," he suggested.

Orlando looked uncomfortable. "Um, Vig? She's used to sharing the bed with me."

Viggo replied, "She never hopped onto the bed while you were gone."

"That's because she only does it if I'm around. And, uh, she especially likes to launch herself and land right on top of me."

Viggo rolled his eyes. "All right, elf boy, *you* figure out where we can fuck in peace."

Orlando smiled brightly and said, "The hot tub."

"I like the way you think. Let me get the silicone lube from the bedroom."

"Meet you outside."

As Viggo left the room, Orlando ruffled Maude's fur and murmured, "What am I going to do with you, silly lass? Do you promise to behave until Daddy's done shagging?" Maude wagged her tail again.

He said, "Good girl. Now, I'm going to leave the door open, so you can come out to see me if you want."

Orlando grabbed two towels before he walked over to the back door and opened it. He strolled out into their yard, and over to the deck, feeling grateful that they had bought a house with a large privacy fence and no neighbors within earshot.

The hot tub was a model that sat on top of the deck, and the sides would take some effort for Maude to jump over. He found out from Viggo that she didn't like the smell of chlorine, so she wouldn't be tempted to bounce in and join them.

He quickly pulled the cover off, smiling as the steam rose off the water and lazily curled in the air. He placed the towels on the deck and climbed in.

He sighed as the hot water surrounded him, wrapping him in a blanket of warmth. He dunked himself completely in the water, shaking the excess from his hair and eyes as he came up. Maude ran out and scratched at the sides of the tub, whining slightly.

"Not this time, luv," Orlando said affectionately. "Now, sit. Good girl."

Viggo came out at this moment, carrying a tray with two glasses of water and the lube. As he lowered himself into the steaming water, he looked over Orlando's body appreciatively.

Orlando was the very picture of temptation; his cheeks flushed from the heat, hair wetly plastered to his head, moisture falling in sheets from his smooth skin and sculpted muscles.

Viggo licked his lips and said, "You owe me some payback for bruising my hips."

Orlando lifted an eyebrow. "So, what did you have in mind, old man?"

Viggo sat on the edge of the tub. "Finish what you started on the couch. And don't touch yourself."

Orlando pouted briefly before he positioned himself between Viggo's legs, cheekily grinning at him. He knelt down in the hot water and started sucking the head of Viggo's cock. Viggo closed his eyes again, reveling in the feel of the wet heat of Orlando's mouth surrounding the tip. Orlando began lapping at the slit, and then ran his tongue under the sensitive ridge, sucking as hard as he could. He quickly brought Viggo to full hardness, feeling the blood rush to his own groin in response.

Orlando heard Viggo make a guttural moan and felt him threading his hands through his wet hair. He waited until Viggo seemed lost in sensation before he opened wide, gradually swallowing Viggo's cock until his nose was buried in the springy curls surrounding Viggo's hard flesh.

Viggo made a strangled cry and bucked his hips into Orlando's mouth. In response, Orlando started sucking vigorously, simultaneously swirling his tongue over the length. He reached down and began gently pressing on the firm area just in front of Viggo's entrance, eliciting another groan from his lover.

Viggo's cries started growing in pitch, and he soon choked out, "Orlando...stop..."

Orlando gave him a last lick before he stood up to look into Viggo's eyes, which had darkened to a smoky grey.

Viggo pulled Orlando to him and gave his ass a firm squeeze. "Me. In you. Now," he rasped, the sheer need in his voice making Orlando's cock throb in response.

Orlando felt his skin practically reaching the boiling point from the heat of Viggo's body and from the hot water around him. He pushed himself away and wandered over to the opposite edge of the tub. He braced his hands and bent over, waggling his ass in blatant invitation and turning his head to look hungrily at Viggo over his shoulder.

Viggo growled and slid into the water, bringing the lube with him. He quickly slicked up his fingers as he raked his gaze over the eager body spread out in front of him.

Viggo worked a couple of fingers into Orlando's tight entrance, corkscrewing them within, sending ripples of aching need through Orlando's body.

Orlando groaned and pushed back against Viggo's hand. "Christ, Vig. I thought you wanted it now."

Viggo draped himself against Orlando's back and twined his hand in the riot of curly hair. He gently tugged his head back and delicately bit the nape of his neck, causing Orlando to squirm underneath him. "The chlorine dries you out, so I wanted to make sure that you were lubed up enough."

"I'm ready, Vig. Just do it."

Viggo applied a generous amount of lube to his cock and put the bottle on the edge of the hot tub. He positioned himself at Orlando's tight entrance and smoothly slid in. Both men groaned at the contact.

"Fuck...Vig...feels so good..."

Viggo kissed the back of Orlando's wet neck and whispered, "I missed you so much, angel." He groaned as Orlando's internal muscles gripped him tighter.

"Move, please."

Viggo grabbed the slender hips firmly and began to thrust. Orlando cried out, writhing underneath Viggo and moaning obscenities. Orlando's frantic motions fueled Viggo's passion, causing him to quicken his pace.

"God...Viggo..." Orlando gasped, spreading his legs wider and pushing back to meet Viggo's thrusts. Viggo growled in return, losing himself in the prevalent heat. Heat around his cock as he buried himself deep inside Orlando. Heat everywhere outside of him, causing his hair to cling in wet tendrils to his face, and their bodies to gleam with perspiration. Heated water swirling around where they were joined, his every thrust forward creating dozens of scorching liquid tongues that teased their flesh.

Viggo paused briefly to run his fingers down Orlando's sweat-slick back, gently tracing down the spine and over the long scar. Orlando whimpered softly and rotated his ass, urging Viggo on; the motion causing Viggo to feel as if he were going to explode. He gripped Orlando and began pounding into him, angling his thrusts slightly downward to brush against his sensitive spot. Orlando arched up, loud keens spilling from his lips as Viggo drove him to the brink of insanity.

It was too much, and Viggo went over the edge, shouting Orlando's name as he climaxed. He was still shaking when he pulled out.

"Fuck...Viggo...please!" Orlando panted, his body still trembling from his pent-up desire. Viggo lifted Orlando up to the edge of the tub and he expertly swallowed his twitching cock.

Orlando screamed loudly, his cock pulsing as he filled Viggo's mouth with his release. Viggo eagerly swallowed it all down, noticing the almost sweet tang to the hot liquid. Orlando shuddered underneath him and then went limp. Viggo continued licking Orlando gently, bringing him down slowly from his orgasm.

"Wow," Orlando said weakly as he sank into the water. His eyes were still slightly glazed over.

They heard a loud barking, and looked over the edge. Maude was frantically pawing at the side, wagging her tail furiously.

Orlando scooted around so that he could lean over and scratch her head. He said, "Looks like she approves of your technique."

Viggo smiled softly, "She should, we did just fuck doggy style."

"Oh, Christ..." Orlando said, laughing. He scooted up to the edge and grabbed a glass of water.

A small drop of pearly liquid appeared at the tip of Orlando's cock and Viggo bent down to clean it off. He licked his lips and remarked, "You've been eating celery for the past week, haven't you?"

Orlando grinned cheekily. "Thought it would increase my chances of getting one of your fantastic blowjobs. You really like the way I taste after I've been noshing on it."

Viggo kissed him again. "I do, but I don't need to be persuaded to go down on you."
Orlando said half-seriously, "Say that again after I've been all over the world working mad hours."

"Orlando, I know how Hollywood works. This is only temporary."

"But until that happens, won't you get tired of it? Won't you get tired of me?"

"It's been five years, I don't think I'll ever get tired of you."

"Really?"

Viggo wrapped his arms around Orlando's waist and hugged him. "Silly elf boy. I'll always love you and your crazy girl."

Orlando sighed contentedly. "And I'll always love you and your nutter of a boy."

"We make a good family," Viggo said.

Orlando smiled and leaned down to kiss him. Maude happily barked and wagged her tail in approval.

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THE END

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