Posted: September 2003
Title: Heart of Slash
Author: Haleth
Type: Humour/Slash
Characters: Many
Rating: PG
WARNING: If you don't remember the band Blondie, you won't get this.
Disclaimer: No profit made, ergo nothing for slimy record executives to plunder. And somehow (I hope) Debbie Harry would understand.
Summary/Notes: Well, it's a very special birthday for Ms. Lemur, coz this is her second present! You can't blame me for this one - Lemur fed me the title, I'm just doing what comes naturally with it. Just go with that disco-y beat...

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Thought I was straight, and it was a gas
Then I found out, I had a heart of slash
Read some good fics, which helped me find
I like a boy, in another's behind

Once I thought girls, and boys were divine
But now I find out, that I've changed my mind
Now that I know, gay sex is fine
Let me watch boys
In one another's behinds

In between
the sheets two boys are lovely and
I love to read
about their sexy exploits
There's no other way
To satisfy my cravings and it's just no fun
Without two horny boys

Thought I was straight, and it was a gas
Then I found out, I had a heart of slash
Wrote some good fics, which helped me show
Hot sexy boys, who love to blow

Lost inside
A dream of pretty shagging boys, I cannot find
Another thing that turns me on so much, so fine
If only they would do it for me

Yeah, in my room on love's true slashy light

Slashy true love, oh it's such a gas
Use enough lube, or it's a pain in the ass
Seems like the real thing but I always include
A legal disclaimer, (don't want to be sued)

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THE END

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