Real Person Fiction

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The following stories on this page are works that do not have LOTR movie actors in them, so cannot be placed on the OEAM archive.

A Brotherly Kiss
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: SEX, all sex.
Beta: Larian Elensar
Pairing: Matt Damon/Heath Ledger
Author's Note: This takes place during the filming of "The Brothers Grimm" in the Czech Republic.
Spoilers: A tiny one…
Summary: A kiss is just a kiss…

Anonymous
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Morten Harket/OMC (Morten is lead singer for A-ha)
Author’s Note: Morten Harket is the lead singer for the 80s Norwegian band A-ha and he is still VERY hot and sexy at 44. See him here: http://www.music.kharkiv.com/harket/en/index.html
Oh yeah, the boy is an adult. He’s just younger than Morten.
Summary: Sometimes you don’t even know their names.

A Bit Of The Irish
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Val Kilmer/Jonahtan Rhys Meyers
Summary: Val is jealous but he does something to make it better.

Close to Your Heart
Type: Het
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Morten Harket and Anneli Drecker
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: Anneli is the back up singer and the girl who sings duets with Morten.
Summary: They knew they shouldn’t but… the temptation was too much.

Elephant Walk (sequel to They Shoot Elephants…)
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest.
Beta: Larian Elensar
Pairing: Jared/Jonathan/Shannon.
Author's Note: I loved the elephant shoot and wanted to write about it. This fic was meant to be much edgier than it came out. I am a grouch lately in real life and can't seem to write anything but MUSH. This is a sequel in which Princess makes another appearance. She just loves Jared!
Spoilers: No.
Summary: Jared likes to have his picture made.

Finding Leto
Complete
Part 1, Part 2
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Colin Farrell/Jared Leto
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: This is for another challenge at the Alexander_rpfics.
Summary: Colin wants Jared and sets out to have him.

Fine
Type: Slash
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jared Leto/Colin Farrell
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: For a challenge at Alexander_RPFIC. Jared is auditioning for the part of Hephaestion before Oliver Stone. They want to know if he has chemistry with Colin Farrell. The scene involves some dialogue and them making out.
Summary: Jared has to audition for the part of Hephaestion.

Headline News
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Colin Farrell/Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Beta: Larian Elensar
Archive: Alex’s Story Book: http://www.ofelvesandmen.com/AlexCat/AlexHome.htm
Author’s Note: This is for a challenge at Alexander_rpfics using this quote from an interview with JRM: Jonathan Rhys Meyers: No. The lover (Bagoas) is played by a Spanish dancer called Francisco Bosch. He was an absolutely beautiful boy. Really quite incredible. I've never seen anyone do things with his legs that he could. Physically, he was fantastic. And he's gay. It was a funny situation. When he first came in the bar and Colin saw him, he was introduced and Colin was like, "Fuck it, you're gorgeous. Just gorgeous." He warmed to it, but he's great like that. There's no hang-ups. He's a man's man, but as for snogging Francisco? He probably enjoyed it. Anyone would. And this picture- here. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/alexcat/alexander_candid1.jpg)
Summary: Colin and Jared make headlines… sort of.

Irish Cream
Type: Slash/Het
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Colin Farrell/Angelina Jolie/Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: This story popped into my head as a visual of Angelina walking into a room with Jonny on his knees in front of Colin. We shall assume this was made during the filming of Alexander the Great.
Summary: Angelina visits Colin…and things happen.

Keanu
Type: Het
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Keanu Reeves/OFC
Summary: Just a little pwp.

Less Than Pure
Type: RPS
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: A-ha circa 1986–87
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: While I realize they are not elves, I am having fun with them. The story takes place during their peak of popularity when Morten commented that it seemed all they did was follow security guards and have their pictures taken. Paul was still Pål then. The song is from Lifelines, released in 2002.
Summary: Morten makes a startling discovery.

The Life on Mars
Type: Slash
Pairing: Jared/Shannon Leto
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest.
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: They won’t leave me alone! GAH! The title is a line from ‘Buddha for Mary.’
Summary: Jared comes home after an extended absence.

Outing Colin
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Colin/Jared
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: This is from a plot bunny by Tarhiliel. It uses this quote from Out Magazine: According to Leto, the script never contained a love scene between the pair. "Between Colin and I, there's nothing physical. We hold each other sometimes," says Leto, adding, "If there was [a sex scene], you better believe it would be the best sex scene you ever saw in your life. They could have never done another man-to-man scene after that. It would have been the quintessential f***fest of all time."
Summary: Colin wonders what such a scene would be like and he decides to ask Jared to help him figure it out.

Popsicle (sequel to Elephant Walk)
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest.
Beta: Larian Elensar
Pairing: Jared/Jonathan/Shannon.
Author's Note: I promised a Popsicle.
Summary: It's Shannon's turn.

Sitting in Santa’s Lap
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared/Colin
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: I had this idea about a Santa Hat then Larian found a Jared pic with a Santa hat!
Summary: Jared plays Santa.

Someone Save My Life Tonight
Part 1,
Type: Slash/Het
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Colin Farrell, Jared Leto and Angelina Jolie
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: I can’t stay away from these four. The title is an old Elton John song. I tend to like old songs.
Summary: Jonathan is jealous but not sure who he’s jealous of.

The Taking of Alexander
Type: Slash/Het
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Angelina Jolie/Colin Farrell/Jonathan Rhys Meyers/Jared Leto
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: I can’t resist a single one of them… how could they resist one another?
Summary: Jared joins the threesome.

They Shoot Elephants, Don’t They?
Complete
Part 1, Part 2
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared/Shannon with hints of Jared/Jonathan.
Beta: Larian Elensar
Warnings: Incest.
Author’s Note: I loved the elephant shoot and wanted to write about it. This fic was meant to be much edgier than it came out. I am a grouch lately in real life and can’t seem to write anything but MUSH.
Summary: Jared likes to have his picture made.

Tired, Horny and Pissed Off
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Beta: Larian Elensar
Pairing: Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Gary Stretch
Author's Note: Jonny is just sexy.
Summary: Gary helped Jonathan relax.

The Truth
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared/Shannon
Beta: None.
Warnings: Incest, also alludes to underage sex.
Author’s Note: UM, I know its probably squicky, but dammit, they won’t leave me alone.
Summary: Jared tells the truth finally.

The View from the Terrace
Type: Slash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared Leto/Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Beta: Larian Elensar
Author’s Note: I am a sick woman.
Summary: Jared and Jonathan enjoy the night air.

Worth the Wait
Type: Slash (M/M)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Morten Harket/Paul Waaktaar-Savoy (both are band members in A-Ha)
Summary: Some things are worth waiting for.

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